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An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says to him Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, but why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it? So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies, Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot. Cor, blimey! exclaims the Essex girl, So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them!
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